Best drunk prank EVER.

Building a little make-believe city out of household items on top of a passed-out drunk friend is funny. Placing various body parts and other embarrassing things in the face of a passed-out drunk friend (then photographing them) is funny. Giving a passed-out drunk friend a less-than-flattering haircut (like Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn) is funny. Covering a passed-out drunk friend in fake blood and startling him/her awake with blood-curdling screams the next morning is funny. Carefully applying Japanese Kabuki makeup to your passed-out drunk friend's face is funny. Tying the fingers, toes, ears, hair and other body parts of your passed-out drunk friend to different parts of the room with string is funny. And apparently, according to this story, killing your 59-year-old, passed-out drunk friend (by stuffing a giant live eel up his ass) is funny in China. We've been paying so much attention to the rapid growth of the Chinese economy that we didn't realize that their practical joke game has blown ours out of the water. Shame on us.