Dude, I hope you are happy. I hope you can hold your head high toddling around the airport with your bag that is WAY TOO SMALL TO BE ON WHEELS and your pink, anus-resembling mommy pillow/drool catcher. If you had any semblance of testicular fortitude, you would get a backpack, throw it over your shoulders and deal with either NOT SLEEPING or learn to sleep without that soft, supple, plush embarrassment around your neck... I will however give you +1 for resisting the urge to dress like a total sloppy, ice-cream social nap time idiot- Though I'm sure you had a good hard think when mom gave you the option by laying out both outfits on your race car bed. We are what Clint Eastwood lovingly refers to as the "pussy generation" (meaning failed man, not female sex organ) and this is a PRIME example why it is so.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Airport Oversized Infants
Dude, I hope you are happy. I hope you can hold your head high toddling around the airport with your bag that is WAY TOO SMALL TO BE ON WHEELS and your pink, anus-resembling mommy pillow/drool catcher. If you had any semblance of testicular fortitude, you would get a backpack, throw it over your shoulders and deal with either NOT SLEEPING or learn to sleep without that soft, supple, plush embarrassment around your neck... I will however give you +1 for resisting the urge to dress like a total sloppy, ice-cream social nap time idiot- Though I'm sure you had a good hard think when mom gave you the option by laying out both outfits on your race car bed. We are what Clint Eastwood lovingly refers to as the "pussy generation" (meaning failed man, not female sex organ) and this is a PRIME example why it is so.
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